"War Against All Hazards"
The body, despite a chronic cough that is not convincingly explained away as from "a cold", is still up and functioning. I'm not so sure about the brain.
A typically witty Dana Milbank column this morning gets into the details. Beginning with your typical local color:
As Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff sat down for lunch yesterday on the seventh floor of the Heritage Foundation, a vivid scene from the post-9/11 world was unfolding outside the conference-room window.
Two blocks away at Union Station, a small grease fire had erupted on the grill at McDonald's. The blaze was quickly extinguished, but not before jittery security personnel ordered the terminal evacuated. Hundreds of shoppers, diners and rail passengers, heeding shouted warnings to flee the premises, flowed into the plaza outside, where emergency response vehicles joined the usual duck boats and tourist trolleys.
Chertoff aides watched the mayhem from the Heritage windows, but Chertoff himself missed the hullabaloo; one of his lunch partners explained that his security guards had ordered the blinds drawn.
It's not easy being Mr. Chertoff:
A strikingly thin man with a high-pitched voice, pointy ears and droopy eyelids, Chertoff speaks of "the critical points of triangulation" and calls for a "properly risk-managed approach to critical infrastructure." He talks about the need for "total assets visibility" and favors "an integrated, sensible, systems-based approach." He desires "better information about the constituents of the supply chain." And instead of telling people that he's protecting them, he says that his department has "done a lot to elevate the general baseline of security in this country."
Speaking yesterday to another group, the International Association of Fire Fighters at the Hyatt on Capitol Hill, he tried to put his talent for post 9-11 language abuse to the test.
Pointing to photos of the Sept. 11, 2001, wreckage, Chertoff said: "You are really part of the war on terror, as well as the war against all hazards."
War Against All Hazards: WAAH?
Isn't that the sound that babies make when they want their mommy?
posted by Effwit at 9:55 AM
5 Comments:
And supposedly Chertoff was a defense attorney for a man accused of funding the 1993 WTC bombers as well as al Qaeda? Hmmmmm. And now he's Sec. of Homeland Security?
Sounds like a plot twist out of "24"!
The War Against All Hazards. Hey, we're at war. Doesn't matter who or what that war is against, as long as it's a war. What will it be next?
DrewL:
A funny (in both trad. meanings of the word) thing about Chertoff is that he gave up his lifetime position on the federal court in order to take the ephemeral job as head of the "Homeland Security" department.
Musta been pretty important to have him there.
Anyway, the rumors are that he will be gone very soon.
Not from that pesky cough, but by a not-voluntary resignation.
LMAO
That cough...I'm guessing it's a fibromyalgia related symptom and that he has a screwed up leukocrit value (worryingly high). Too much stress combined with delayed onset menopausus orneryitis ...Hmm, I'm a thinkin' - wherefrom this extraordinary level of exogenic stress that has hyperactivated his psychoneuroendrocrine axis into tussive motion and hypermetabolic burnrates.
M1:
I figured it was from excessive smoking.
M1:
So you're thinking along the lines of South African slims disease?
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